“Stupidly yours” by Shaoib Akhtar
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Page number 82, Paragraph 2nd
On December 07, 2008, 12:36 AM: I was sitting with my friend at his farmhouse in Rawalpindi when I received a call from an un-known number. I picked that call and a really cute female voice welcomed me.
Girl: Hello, is this Shoaib
Me: Yes, who is this (I replied with an attitude)
Girl: This is Jeena
Me: “Mein Jeena tery nal” wali Jeena
Girl: hehehehe
Me: wow you have a nice smile
Girl: How can you say
Me: Ahem Ahem.aaa..well…whatever.. Can I ask the reason for calling?
Girl: Please ask…(Voices of girls laughing in the background)
Me: Hey Jaana…tell…
Girl: Its Jeena not Jaana..hehehe
Me: hahahaha (I laughed so hard that I dropped my pack (drink pack)
I asked my friend to make a new pack for me and this time a bit stronger as I was feeling a bit happy, oh common guys you think I was happy because of the call? Go away, that’s not new for me. I can bet many of the Rawalpindians must have seen me at midnight roaming in my black Honda along with many chicks…so this girl stuff doesn’t interest me anymore. So I was talking about the girl Jeena when…… Page ends
Page number 123, Paragraph 1st
Ball tempering was my personal hobby in fact it’s in my blood. There wont be a single match in which I had not had tempered the ball. Some of my team members–who knew about my habit, used to warn me but imagine how intelligently I fooled all the cameras and umpires. LOL… so I will not call this cheating I think it is an art.
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